Wow.
I did not see this coming.
All these years I expected the next global market crash to be governed by one of several mathematical theories that provided advance warning signs for the next potential crash. Mandelbrot’s ideas on “non-linear analysis”, “Lévy flights,” the concept of “self-organized criticality”, “random walk theory.” as well as “investor imitation” all offer their own explanations of market crashes.
None of these models could have anticipated a leader of the world’s most powerful market economy deliberately tanking global markets by foisting tariffs on the majority of exported goods produced by the majority of their long-standing trading partners and political allies.
Yet this is what President Trump decided to do on April 2, 2025—a date he referred to as America’s “Liberation Day.“
It appears that American stock indexes agreed and liberated themselves from their usual market stabilizers and went into free fall (along with the rest of the international stocks).

So here we are, witnessing a “market variable” that nobody anticipated: A nation’s leader deliberately throwing a wrench into the gears of a complex machine that is the world stock market.
There are critics who suggested that Trump “is purposely manipulating the stock markets …. Tariff scare, markets go down his rich buddies buy the dip, afterwards tariff off, stock market goes back up, said rich friends get richer…” Given Trump’s history of felony convictions, corrupt business practices, and grifting behavior, the suggestion that he and his allies could buy stocks at a discount before the markets bounced back would not require a great stretch of the imagination.
Of course, with every new government that comes into power, “it may decide to make new policies. Sometimes these changes can be seen as good for business, and sometimes not. They may lead to changes in inflation and interest rates, which in turn may affect stock prices.”
Is that what happened here? With Trump’s government still in its first 100 days at this point, nobody can be quite certain.
What we know for sure is that another market downturn will mean unnecessary hardship for the already stressed-out 99% of the population whose savings will plunge along with the stock prices; whose jobs hang in the balance; whose own health will need to be weighed against affording to pay rent or put food on the table; and whose kids can’t be promised a brighter future than their own.
As for the remaining 1% …?
None of the aforementioned hardship with the exception of one: The possibility of a proletarian revolution that will pit the very poor (proletariat) against the very rich (bourgeoisie).
When it came to violent class uprisings, it never ended well for the bourgeoisie.
Lol … money! The source of human misery and conflict for countless generations. /s
That’s not a laughing matter.
